bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

nickelbackthatassup:

LISTEN HERE PUNK i rlly like your hair and ur taste in music is pretty cool too do u want to be friends

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

I haven’t really been liking/caring about Doctor Who for the past two or three seasons, and this basically summarizes all of my feelings towards the show now.

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

tessaviolet:

azulaang:

older-aang:

theinvisiblemonsters:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games

because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime

if not more

well you’re in luck then

THAT. LAUGH.

Katie Perry was also one those fools too

this is for you, bri.

nanalew:

toldyouamilliontimes:

blogathan:

idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose

pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.

And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.